جوک خفن خنده دار

جوک خفن خنده دار

جهت اطلاعتون :

دختره اومده سرِ کلاس نشسته

یه مشت خودکارِ اکلیلی درآورده

با یه دفترِ عصرِ یخبندان داره جزوه مقاومت مصالح ۳ مینویسه !

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اگر زن چراغ خانه است من می خواهم در تاریکی بمانم !

جوک خفن خنده دار

زن ها مثل پیاز هستند !

ظاهر سفید و ظریفی دارند اما باطنشان اشک آدم رو در می‌آورد …

جوک خفن خنده دار

پدر برای اولین بار دید که دخترش به جای اینکه دو ساعت با تلفن حرف بزنه

بعد از یک ربع حرف زدن تلفن رو قطع کرد !

پدر پرسید : کی بود ؟

دختر جواب داد : شماره رو عوضی گرفته بود !

جوک خفن خنده دار

همیشه پشت سر هر مرد موفق ، زنی است که نتونسته جلوی موفقیتشو بگیره !

اس ام اس های خنده دار و طنز پسرانه

زندگی خانم ها سه مرحله دارد !

1 – کودکی

2 – جوانی

3 – چقدر خوب موندی !

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ﻫﺮﻭﻗـﺖ ﺩﻭﺱ ﭘﺴﺮﺕ ﺗﻮ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺪﻭﻥ ﺁﺭﺍﯾﺶ ﺩﯾﺪ ﻭ ﻓﺮﺍﺭ ﻧﮑﺮﺩ

ﺑﺪﻭﻥ ﮐﻪ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺭﺍﺑﻄﻪ ﺟﺎ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩﻩ ﻭ ﻋﺸﻘﺶ واقعیه !

جوک خفن خنده دار

سلامتیه دختری که وقتی یه ماکسیما واسش بوق زد با خودش گفت :

هه ! فکر کرده بنز عقبیه رو ندیدم !

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دختره زنگ زده میگه : نمی تونم برم تو اینترنت !

میگم : ای دی اس اله !؟

میگه : آره !

میگم : مودم روشنه !؟

میگه : آره !

میگم : کدوم چراغ ها روشنه !؟

میگه : یکی چراغ های هال یکی هم تو‌اتاق من مهتابی روشنه ! چطور !؟

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آن قدر که سبیل زنها میتونه اونارو در امان نگه داره ، حجاب نمیتونه !

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جوک خفن خنده دار

One of the preparation traditions that area unit tutored wrong

In each city and town to create a buying deal

And material of its kind in some cities might vary

So you've got to organize we have a tendency to draw the following:

You must fireplace his mild change of state time ought to be long

And it should perpetually stir till all ingredients area unit combined.

Total cereal that you just use ought to be soaked long.

Ashy cook the rice with the rice ought to note that it should be utterly crushed.

Chicken broth is employed to cook the meat, neck or chest is best.

* don't throw it away after you clear the herbs, vegetable stalks

Because the stems of herbs is Lzyztr.

* To cook rice soup is best than retail (Nymdanh) use

Because presently be crushed.

* Pour water into the pot of boiling water ought to be

To be utterly open and also the rice within the pot, pour water oftentimes.

* The wheat can need to use its best

Second Skin is created of wheat and meat carts with wheels on that.

 اIf you are doing not use the meat within the pot

Your soup is delicious

You've lessened the center of the calf pen use.

 once the soup is prepared

Closes on itself

The soup is missing.

One man's preparation arts

The skin is that the body and mind and happiness

Hair and relied on it. With correct change of state, humans cannot guarantee their health.

Unfortunately, these days the utilization of natural materials

Harmful and cooking foods and mistreatment means that like

: Early cooking utensil, microwave and red, and also the use of artificial flavors, like essential

Chemicals and paints try to portray delicious foods

And tastes amendment.

Worse, these styles of foods publicized  through mass media

And with this, the empty dishes to show folks

They are within the same position and direction

Different result however not the disease!

One of the preparation traditions that area unit tutored wrong,

Dsktsh is employed. they are going all over and do everything

I shouldn't have, use gloves once change of state.

People who need to cook

Notes should go with the delicious food and also the marvelous aroma and flavor of the

And others mistreatment these foods can eventually take pride

And to relish the blessings of fine health and vitality.

Points that ought to be ascertained

Follow Ntaft once change of state and Public Health

Be the wash.

Having happiness and calm nerves whereas change of state

, The food quality has a crucial result

It is also the utilization of natural materials and contemporary

And not mistreatment gloves once change of state.

With this work. Happiness for yourself helpful energy

And effectively transferred to food through the eyes and fingertips

From home and gave it to her, as a result of the vitality

, inflated brain alpha rays and energy through the

And the finger is removed. once change of state keep in mind Allah's name

And raise him to cook your food

Liquid health and your family.

Try natural spices, aromatic and attractive meals together with your

Necessary to allow flavor to food. attempt to cook your food with mild heat

This way, the food is thus toothsome

And will have a big impact on human health

Grilled Tomato and Health Tips

We're a lot of on the Iranians accustomed roast all types,

Vegetables like tomatoes, bell peppers and mushrooms, or perhaps roast it.

Barbecue food, given that the temperature is delicate

And nutrient Nsvzd, the strategy is appropriate for change of state.

With heating on a family picnic Dfhhayy

Palin device is employed for change of state should:

They go out of city and Skirts nature, is added

And largely utilized in the food, is grilled selection.
 
In fact, the quantity of excess oil cooked food consumption, the

Our recommendation is as way as you'll be able to, steamed or grilled foods to eat

But the case has its own barbecue.

For example, if the meat is placed directly over the hearth and flames,

There is also some elements of it area unit burnt or dark brown meet.

Brown the zoophagous episodes area unit continual as a result of they're stimulants of stomachal acid secretion

And malignant neoplastic disease compounds area unit capable of changing into,

Gvarshman the risks to health is also.

In terms of health, it's higher not roast meat with the warmth and direct flame.

Another purpose regarding cooking vegetables like peppers or tomatoes area unit

If a number of these herbs area unit burned, as burning flesh was harmful;

But change of state and heating is appropriate to extend the biological process price of vegetables

Contained in them, like cooking and baking to enhance digestion and absorption of macromolecule

Unless they become excessive and cause burns. Carotenoids

Peppers or tomatoes within the heat of read in any means, more

But ascorbic acid in them quickly decreases. Of course, the burnt shells

These herbs whereas taking it apart.

It is attention-grabbing to notice that the carotenoids found in vegetables

When the grill arrived with the iron within the body,

Absorption of this mineral are high. thus if you've got anemia,

Eat with grilled tomato.
Do not burn grilled tomatoes

Most people Iranians area unit accustomed aboard a spread of kebabs, vegetables like tomatoes

, inexperienced bell pepper and mushroom kabob would be

. Roast the vegetables is sweet and evils;

Vegetables like tomatoes, that contain ascorbic acid area unit comparatively massive,

The heating result, lose a number of their vitamins

Vitamin C is sensitive to heat as vitamins.

I have to mention that alternative trace components in vegetables,

Are not a lot of full of the warmth of the barbecues.

It is higher to grasp even attracts a bunch of Micronutrients

Such as carotenoid and flavonoids in heat a lot of

. whereas heating the vegetables gently eliminate pollution

And microbes gift in them is feasible. Vegetables

Such as tomatoes and mushrooms, a awfully low-calorie foods area unit

That eat them raw, steamed or grilled with numerous dishes, very good.

Usually counseled intake of raw vegetables

But once grilled or steamed mushrooms with heat finds

It is thus higher for the body's proteins Qablhzmtr

Fungus before taking a temperature. However, if the

Grilled mushroom, you need to be specified a layer of black Rvyyshan,

Let the temperature and texture of the mushroom simply softens.

The heat is mild for all vegetables

But some vegetables like tomatoes area unit heated to some extent

The superimposed skin is totally black. If it's progressing to happen tomatoes or peppers,

Black face and skin ought to be removed before consumption.

Some analysis results show that

Possibly malignant neoplastic disease burn elements of food that have stained the barbecue there.

The bigger the quantity of food burns,

They are additionally a lot of possible to be malignant neoplastic disease.

Finally, the strategy of cooking food, given that the temperature is delicate

And nutrient Nsvzd, the strategy is appropriate for change of state

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Astronomers

Teachers, lecturers

Engineers

Project screen

Lectures, or video monitors

Tour guide tourists

Agriculture (to plant rows of normal work)

Birding (especially for requests for assistance)

For use in conference halls

Of University Professors

Testing of optical fibers

Road

Sail

Controlled landing on the runway

Internet Antenna Installation

Chemical separation and thermal power

Especially natural philosophy

Safety alert:
Stare at the light beam might injury the temporary or permanent is on the eyes
Keep away from youngsters.
Strictly NOT throw light-weight on the eyes of others
 

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2 keys to lock the device performance



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5 warm temperature strength

Fallout inexperienced optical device heating of

Green optical device thermal paper or cardboard will simply thicken with the warmth of your fireplace

The vary of the light beam diameter is high and is twelve klick (the distance is a smaller amount heat)

Considering that the optical device should be of the reach of kids during a security lock (Child Lock) on the insertion

Thermal optical device inexperienced ultra-tough alloy body and unstained is

While the body of the optical device consists of many components.

Connected to every alternative, extend inexperienced optical device thermal forming

Green Thermal optical device Power 4200 mAh reversible battery that's charged by the optical device

Specific heat is inexperienced optical device head optical device exhibit is a lot of stunning and may be

Laser radiation may be extraordinarily stunning on tall buildings have

Note that if you close up the switch, thermal laser, nobody will use it

Green-power optical device thermal heat may simply be a match burning

A device known as a optical device light-weight into parallel beams area unit terribly slender
  That emit specific wavelengths. The device of the active substance or to gather logs
 Light the cavity shaped once light-weight is intense. The beam of sunshine made by
 associate degree external energy supply (electricity or light-weight type) there's bolstered.

Theoretical optical device Ayshtyn prince consort in 1916 AD, raised within the article stimulated
But it took an honest year to supply Sns and technology to create the primary optical device.
In 1953, Charles Tavnz amplifier (microwave signal amplifier) is fabricated and supposed
  Self-generated tests on light rather than infrared continue
  And at the same time between totally different laboratories throughout the globe as a heavy competitive
  Considered, specifically the optical device at a similar time in a piece written by Gordon, Inc.
 Ph.D. student at Columbia, was projected in 1960, the primary optical device

  Mymn by Theodore (Theodore H. Maiman) was created. and therefore the initial gas optical device


  The Iranian scientist Ali Javan was in-built 1960. Sketch the primary optical device (maser)
Was given by Einstein, the optical device works by emitting a Fvtrvn Gvnhast that a particle
(Atoms or molecules or ions) raised an extra Fvtrvn discharged the 2 Fvtrvn
  If this is often a Hmfrkans increase the quantity of neutrons
 that may bring a strip of photons.

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Types of Lasers
Segmentation of the variety:

- Solid state lasers, crystal or glass - Gas Lasers - lasers, semiconductor
 negatron lasers - lasers Rzynh of color - chemical lasers - color optical device Center - X-ray


The basic components of the optical device
Tools Lyzryk optical generator is very collimated beam of
The emission of coherent radiation area unit lined with sharp tools created ​​primarily of 3 elements: associate degree external power supply or fan, the
  Amplifiers, optical cavity or resonator.


Blower
Blower associate degree external energy supply that makes the population inversion within the optical device medium.

  Single gauge boson emission amplification during a optical device light-weight wave or field during which the inversion
Populations occur between 2 energy levels exist.
(To create the optical device work is that the variety of atoms in energy state E2 of the quantity of atoms N1 N2
The larger the energy state E1 this case is named population inversion.) Inversion
  Population and aroused emission in optical device work along to spice up the sunshine.
Otherwise it'll weaken the sunshine wave passing through the optical device medium.

Blower may be reasonably optical, electrical, chemical, or thermal energy to be provided to permit the optical device to excite the atoms and build a population inversion may be combined.

In gas lasers like He-Ne, the blower of the foremost used form of discharge. vital factors that govern the lives of the tail section of the negatron energy levels area unit totally different to his. In some gas lasers, free electrons area unit generated within the method of unloading the atoms, ions or molecules area unit excited by optical device directly impact them. In alternative lasers, the atom-atom springless collisions and impulses (or molecule-molecule) happens.


Laser medium
The electronic equipment or optical device medium is a crucial a part of the optical device instrument. several optical devices on the sort of laser employed in naming them, for instance, a helium-neon (He-Ne), CO2 (Co2) and neodymium: metallic element metal Narsng (Nd: YAG). optical device medium, which might be a gas, liquid or solid, the wavelength of the optical device radiation is set.

 even with a powerful tail, thanks to the big distinction within the energy levels of atoms may be used lifes, solely sure pairs of energy levels with the suitable spontaneous lives may be "inverted" to.


Resonator
That is a "feedback tool" that optical photons within the medium (amplifier) optical device to drag back. The optical resonator or cavity of a combine of flat or arced mirror, that is precisely the king, and their centers area unit settled on the optical axis of the optical device. finish mirror reflectivity should be near 100 percent as attainable. Mirror pure mathematics and distance between them determines the structure of the magnetic attraction field within the optical device cavity.

A Fabry-Perot resonator optical device resonator is beneficial to contemplate many variables. The optical device resonator, the cavity is usually a arced mirror rather than a flat mirror is boxed, and if rather than Fabry-Perot resonator cavity is empty, the feature of the cavity is full (or virtually full) use of the substance used. However, the resonance condition for the axial modes (or longitudinal) for a similar resonator.


The work describes an easy optical device
Basically, we all know that sure resonant gauge boson energy should be generated within the optical device cavity should act with atoms, and will be reinforced through aroused emission, and every one of them throughout their trip between the resonator mirrors.

Figure (a) what's typical for associate degree atom optical device within the optical device gauge boson production happens in four stages show. Then the four-step method, with attention on the behavior of atoms in optical device and gauge boson population within the optical device cavity in Figure ( لیزر حرارتی ) is shown.

All these shapes so as explore:


In Step one of Figure (a) The energy of the optical device is coupled to an appropriate blower.

This energy is enough to create an outsized variety of atoms within the state E0 to many excited state, the collective and E3 area unit shown, win. Once the atoms in these balances were ad lib, through numerous chains, fall back to the bottom state E0. however most of them come back visit, ideally with a falling in no time (and sometimes while not radiation) of the blower levels E3 to E2 begins as a awfully explicit balance. This method has been shown to fall in step a pair of. The E2 level "laser leveling up" decision. This balance suggests that a precise balance that's life. Thus, once the atoms of E3 to E2 levels blower area unit flooded within the constancy level, that acts as a gorge bit by bit accumulate. during this method, N2 greatly multiplied. for instance, spontaneous emission once E2 levels area unit falling, the extent of E1, the "lower optical device level" is named, falls. Level E1 could be a traditional level falls quickly to the bottom state population N1 and therefore can't be an excessive amount of. the top result's a population inversion (N2> N1) for light-weight amplification by aroused emission is needed.

As the population inversion is established if the resonant gauge boson energy hν = E2 - E1 on a N2 atoms within the higher optical device level area unit passed (step 3) aroused emission will happen. With the onset of aroused emission, optical device electronic equipment starts.

Figure (a) considerably a similar perform in terms of the behavior of atoms and photons during a cavity within the optical device show. In (a) the optical device in associate degree optical resonator mirrors is shown. MIRROR one Baznabndh basically 100 percent, whereas the second mirror is partly reflective and partly emitting Terra. Most of the atoms within the state have the optical device. This mode is indicated by black dots. In (b), the external energy (light or Discharge from Drkhshzn) is blown into the surroundings and a lot of atoms within the excited levels (E3) raises. Excited states area unit shown with circles. within the tail, population inversion is established. Strengthen the method of sunshine (c), once aroused atoms (level E2) E1 balance falls ad lib begins. as a result of this is often a spontaneous emission of photons generated during this method area unit discharged indiscriminately altogether directions. Therefore, most of them will suffer the facet wall of the optical device cavity are lost. However, the variety of photons to photons that "seed" it Namym- to unfold the optical device optical axis. In Figure (c) Pykanhayy perpendicular to the mirror area unit shown. The seed gauge boson energy (resonant) sound precisely the mirror to possess the foremost quantity of N2 atoms area unit still during a state of E2 inversion, aroused emission method starts.. the method of reconstruction, that forms (d) and (e) are shown to reverse the atoms and photons during a cavity resonant energy continues to exist. as a result of O a pair of is partly clear mirror, the fraction of incident photons that pass the mirror. The photons of the light beam within the form (and) area unit shown. The photons area unit mirrored from the mirror output, sweeping motion within the interest of the cavity repeat

جوک خفن و جالب

جوک خفن و جالب

مرد با ازدواج روی گذشته اش خط می کشد ولی زن باید روی آینده خود خط بکشد !

(سینکلر لوییس)

جوک خفن و جالب

دقت کردید تو تابستون حتی توی تاکسی هم بوی مرد میاد !

مخصوصا وقتی رو صندلی عقب میشینی و یه نفر (مرد) رو صندلی کنار راننده میشینه

واز گرما شیشه رو میده پایین و آرنجش و میذاره رو در ماشین !

خب یکی نیست به این آقایون بگه یه چیزی به زیر بغل هاشون بزنن !؟

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خانم ها عایا قبول دارین که پیدا کردن یه پسر نرمال

از پیدا کردن یه مارمولک پرنده ی سخنگوی سرخآبی تو منظومه شمسی هم سخت تره !؟

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توجه ! توجه ! این داستان برگرفته از واقعیت می باشد !

پسرک با ناراحتی پرسید : آیا مرا فراموش می کنی !؟

دخترک با بغض پاسخ داد :

چگونه فراموشت کنم !؟ در حالی که اسم تو پسورد ایمیل من است !

چشمان پسر پر از اشک ( شوق ) شد !

و خیلی سریع به خانه برگشت ، ایمیل دختر را دزدید و با دوست های او دوست شد !

جوک خفن و جالب

دقت کردین جدیدا آقایون خیلی خانوم شدن !

تلویزیونو که روشن میکنی هر شبکه ای که میزنی یکیشون داره آشپزی یاد میده !

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این پسرایی که جدیدا یاد گرفتن سیبیل میذارن !

بدانند و آگاه باشند که هر سیبیلی که سیبیل بالی خان نمیشه !

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تو کلاس نشسته بودم که یهو یه پسره رو دیدم یه تلی زده بود به چه قشنگی !

اصن خیلی تلش قشنگ بود ! از تل خودم نازتر بود !

مسئولین لدفن رسیدگی کنین دیگه

تل هارو زنونه مردونه کنید که من دیگه با تل یه پسر حس رقابتم گل نکنه خو !

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خدایا در آفرینش مردها کیفیت را فداى کمیت نکن

کمتر خلق کن ولى آدم خلق کن !

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داریم کم کم نزدیک میشیم به روزی که یه پسر از خودش عکس بزاره و زیرش بنویسه

“اینم من بدون آرایش”

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مرد هم مردهای قدیم !

نامزدم امروز اس ام اس داده : دوزت دالم عجقم !

تصمیم گرفتم دیگه سیبیلامو نزنم بنده خدا به یه تکیه گاه نیاز داره !

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